Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Come Out






















Gonna be fun. An all-star line-up of people who think they're all-stars, like myself. Nah really, it'll be fun....a new monthly party for LA where most nightlife makes you want to choke on someone else's vomit. This will at least make you want to choke on your own vomit, if not vomit at all.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Santa Monica is wack











Don't even bother driving there anymore. If you've got to do anything in Santa Monica or Venice or wherever the fuck, make the friend drive. Telling you, if you ever have to go to that inferno of crap shown above - count the rest of the day out. They fined a mexican dude $367 for using a leaf blower, right in front of me very eyes....I shit you not.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Goy Face McGuillicutty

it's shit cutting time. this will be the second big budget flick to come out in the last few years with angry jews fighting back (Munich) - and the second one where Daniel Craig is playing a jew. Come on man. Give me a fucking break. We're not blonde and are faces don't look like that. I know there's no one out there who could pull it off really - MAYBE Liev Schrieber (sp?) but.....oh Liev Schrieber's in it too. Well whatever....still. And they got Ace Ventura's landlord playing the role too???? WHAT?!??!?!? I say David Krumholtz. Krumholtz is a sure thing. Either him or Martin Landau.

Oh and the love interest in it went to my high school - and she certainly ain't chosen either.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

That special day is around the corner...

















Anyone know if this is still a possibility?

Friday, December 21, 2007

It got one-upped.














Wow. I think it works so that all three finish at the same time as well.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Me too.



and what the hell is with the white dude's accent?

Good Folks...

Satchel of Gravel sort of says everything I want to. They're great. Go read it.