Wow. Really?

This shit toasts your bread and cooks an egg at the same time. Are you fucking joking? This is the coolest shit I've seen since Laser Discs.

Jesus....people are going to be busy come Hannukah.

Yep, need this too.

Don't complain about the price. Quit being so damn cheap.

No no, this is REALLY what I need for Hannukah.

NEED ONE
Inbreeding is some powerful shit. If someone can find a way to get him AND his owners to boot....I'll double the reward.