It got one-upped.

Wow. I think it works so that all three finish at the same time as well.

Me too.

and what the hell is with the white dude's accent?

Good Folks...

Satchel of Gravel sort of says everything I want to. They're great. Go read it.

Wow. Really?

This shit toasts your bread and cooks an egg at the same time. Are you fucking joking? This is the coolest shit I've seen since Laser Discs.

Jesus....people are going to be busy come Hannukah.

Yep, need this too.

Don't complain about the price. Quit being so damn cheap.

No no, this is REALLY what I need for Hannukah.

NEED ONE
Inbreeding is some powerful shit. If someone can find a way to get him AND his owners to boot....I'll double the reward.

ride or die bitch

She runs shit. hands down. chicks - let's get this look going again....please.

THIS SATURDAY - ONLY AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD MUSIC FEST!

Throw some taliban scarves and ray bans on em - they're good to go.

armageddon is upon us

I didn't know it was possible - but my eyes actually vomited when I first saw this. if anyone has any ideas involving the words "saturday the 29th", "downtown", and "nerve gas" - let me know - I may be able to help out.

wifey

not much more to see than the act itself - but anyone know a chick with an issue like this? I'm in the market for one.

&$*@&$#*!@$*#$!@!@$#&!

In the hall of fame....Steven Wonder on The Cosby Show? Color Me Badd on 90210? Fuck all that. And Chico's gear? someone send me the fuck back already.

My Posse's on Pico!

Sayin...

Also for Hannukah...

Someone please get me whatever lego set makes one of these.

Hannukah's just around the corner....

I'm buying one for everyone. This with some crocks??? C'mon....I'm going to be running shit.

They got this and other real fly shit at http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/

FIRE

You need it in your life. How can there even be a VMAs when footage like this exists? Produced by Quincy Jones, harmonica solo from Steven Wonder...come on b. Go to itunes and download it DO IT.

Wouldn't the color be brown?

...

http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_6847553

Shit's fucked up. No, literally.

Fuck Boston

Can you imagine what this dude sounds like in bed? Can't the educational system zero in on this drawl and just turn it the fuck off? This is like listening to children being slaughtered.

Um

Yea I don't really know. Mad uncomfortable. Fuckin jammin tune though. 5:25-5:20 sorta makes it all worth it.

What the fuck?

Did they get rid of celebrity playlists on itunes? Dude....come on. Seeing just how shitty some of these assholes' tastes are always perk'd a dude up. Fuck'n sucks.

Holy Crap

Quite a few topics missing - but awesome. Particularly fond of the sponsors.

Ingaysion

Please....make it stop.
Other post title idea was "croc of shit" - but that was a little too high brow.

I want to sock this asshole in the face.

Don't know who she is. Don't know nathan about her. But I know that this kind of fuckface sits around quoting Zoolander while listening to Ryan Cabrera or some other complete fuckmuzzle and talking about that gay guy from Fallout Boy. There are so many of this chick walking around. Fuck her and everyone who knows her.

This Charming Man!

I wonder if a bunch of douches got together and decided to start getting all James Taylor'd out - that he might be the new Morrissey? Mad angsty kids getting the lyrics of "Chili Dog" or "Steamroller" tattooed on their backs and the like. "Oh my god I looooove James Taylor. I feel like he's singing directly to me." Would there be nights of all James Taylor tunes played by those Misshapes douches? Whatever. James Taylor's rad in my opinion. Dude sounds like he's vomiting golden chocolate everytime he opens his mouth. Go download "Line 'Em Up" and just try not to think about fields of shimmering wheat and sunsets and shit like that.

Big L Rest In Peace!

yea....dude's got a big hand.

........

this is the sort of thing that comes along in life....and.... well it's just a milestone. I can't really say anything else. the dancing and outfits are one thing, hardy har....but the lyrics and voice.....if there was ever a chick who could write lyrics like this.....jesus. this is not doctored in any way and it's not a joke. this is a real clip from an actual show from the 80s. this is what my entire life should have been based on.
and yes - it's dude from Belvedere.

Hype Williams is a beast!!!

jesus that's a bad song.

Now if the audio sounds a little sloppy at points - that's because dude who made it actually programmed this whole animatronic show around the track...you can hear the drums you see during that verse. this nutball from out of god knows where does these for a bunch of different songs. this one is the only funny one though. and in my head T-Pain really looks like that.

LPGADJ?

Anyone else notice how hipster chick DJs and women golfers are starting to look an awful lot alike? Just sayin.

I think you mean "due to restrictions on type writers - this suit is handGENIUS"

Well fuck me sideways and call me aunt susie. It's gets even better.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf

good looks doodie pants.

Why doesn't this sorta shit happen to me?

"Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned."

Dude...if I could have someone sue me for that....wow. I'm a little beyond jealous at this point.

I mean, if you want to keep reading - you can.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

Story sounds sorta familiar though.....maybe I heard about it on Town Talk?

Fuck a baker's dozen - get me a few thousand of these bad boys!

The only bear runnig game on B. Gryllz right now.

Happy and shit.

Just like it says. This song make me happy.....and shit. Dunno it? You need it.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/312869125f7b6c/

And here's a little picky pic pic for the ipod. Don't got video pod? Then I dunno. Maybe you should?












You know - after being regeeked on this one - shit's actually sort of irritating. This is the perfect example of a song where you're sort of pissed at the writers for making a such a rad hook and intro and then totally fucking your world in the verses.

And Get Me a Baker's Dozen!

A little ode to the one of the greatest pieces of film.....ever. And to perhaps the best scene in one of the greatest pieces of film....ever. Jesus....how do we get back to this point in cinema?

Good Shtuff!

So here's a very well made mix by a young man out of Vancouver - DJ U-Tern. Unlike the majority of deusche bags standing behind turntables these days (basically everyone in LA besides a small handful) - this guy actually knows music and understands what a DJs job is. This is a great introductory into late seventies/early eighties R&B (uptempo tunes of this sort are called "boogie") for people who enjoy good music, and for people who've never heard music played where one song seemlessly flows into the next (* that's called mixing, and most DJs who spin in Los Angeles don't know how to do it).

I mean I've gone as far as to make a blog....might as well go the extra mile into cliche land and post mixes now.

(copy and paste link below, download the mix where it says 'download this file')

http://www.zshare.net/audio/15638371aa8efe/

Time for a prozac cocktail!!

But at the same time....this whole thing is slowly starting to feel like Blade Runner....and that's really cool!

LA, LA, Big City of Dead Jewish News Anchormen

R.I.P. Big Homie....You cold knocked El Nino out the box, and held shit down when shit wasn't being held down in Northridge.
And you looked a lot like a combo of Chick Hearn (R.I.P.) and my grandfather.....which is mad creepy n shit....but a good look none-the-less.

And this....is....the new look? Really?

Are hipsters the new shriners? I mean....come on....really? Are these really just scientologists mingling with hipsters to see what's going on in the belly of assymetrical haircuts, tight pants and Ed Banger music? Methinks they are....and this is the way they identify each other when they're out and about. On some "oh I see one of us is already here.....it's working Ron, it's working." Glasses with no lenses. Platform flip flops for the hipster inside? Or just perhaps one of the corniest and gayest things ever to happen to mankind?

REEEEEEMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX

Better than the original? And maybe the best youtube clip of all time?

Well it's still better than Fuck Face...

After experiencing Johnson, Navan R. in The Jerk, it's safe to say we all thought about doing it. Here's the issue.

Throw Your Hands In The Air and Wave Em Like Ya Just Don't.....oh hey it's Adolf Hitler.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/UK/Hitler_admired_Jewish_music/articleshow/2263524.cms

Exterminating us by day, but blamming our shit in private by night. Ol' one nut is and was a major, major deusche.

They Share Our Air....

Just a reminder. They share it. Your's and mine.

Whatup son-do? Wanna battle for skills and see who sons who?

So I been fucking with Bear Grylls for a little bit now, and dude's real ill. Yea, that's him drinking turtle blood. Rad. But every time I bring up Man Vs Wild in conversation, people tell me that Survivorman is sort of sonning the game with his camera work and all that. To bring those up to speed:

"Man Vs. Wild" with Bear Grylls -
The show always opens with Bear sky diving into some fucked up place that you don't want to be in without really high tech survival blah blah....tent, the proper attire for the climate, cooking gear, matches, toilet paper (or baby wipes for those who know what time it really is). It's interchangeable each time sorta - he either assures us "all I've got is a knife, canteen, and a flint for making fire" or "all I've got is a knife and canteen." Basically he's always got his knife, but not always a flint. Then for two days and two nights, he rolls around trying to make it back to civilization explaining how he's finding his way, what vegetation he can eat, do's and don'ts, etc. Highlights are when he finds dead animals that he'll either eat if they're newly dead, or skin and use the fur for warmth if he's in a cold climate. I was sold when he drank his own piss, when he shaved down a stick to make it more aerodynamic so he could throw it at a rabbit's head,
and, of course, when he held elephant shit over his face to let the moisture run down into his mouth to drink. Impressive. All the time - he's doing it in a charming english accent - making it really awesome every time he says "diarrhea" - which is a lot. And dude's amped! Every time he finds fresh drinkable water - you'd think he just walked into the Victoria's Secret Choose Your Own Blowjob Room. Needless to say - I'm a fan - dude's got my vote. But then, on the other hand, there's...

"Survivorman" with Les Stroud.
Les will get things rolling by being helicoptered in to some remote ass place - eg the top of the mountain with an elevation of 6200 ft. My man's carrying some heavy shit too - a bag full of camera equipment, pocket knife (or multi-tool), and one new piece of survival equipment that he experiments with every show.... yada yada yada. Big difference, though, is that Les is going to be wandering around for a week rather than two days - and that's the case for every episode. Along the trip, Les stocks up on berries and shit like that, from what I've seen he's not into hunting too much. Thing is it's just Les up there - he doesn't have a small camera crew with him. So every shot is one that Les has set up for himself, walking away from the camera into large pastures, scaling down mountain sides, etc. Pretty impressive, as in some cases he'll maybe have to climb down a large pile of rocks, set up the camera, climb back up and then down again just to get the shot of his descent. Pretty ballsy. When he's made a sufficient camp somewhere, he'll go through his supplies and maybe do something sort of cool like break a spare camera and use the lens to start a fire or smash a video cassette and use the tape to bind together logs for his shelter. During this time he'll keep a signal fire going so the chopper that dropped him off seven days prior can find him and pick him up.

AND METHINKS:
Bear is sonning the living shit out of Les. Sorry. Bottom line. Camera work shmamera work - I'm not looking to give a guy a props for doing everything twice because he's on his own. Fuck that. Drink your own piss or eat the meat off a freshly killed emu carcass and give me a ring. Bear's simply got it on lock. He's got the ill English accent, dude's psyched all of the time, he'll rip off material from his shirt, piss on it and then wrap it around his head to keep cool, I mean come on....
Les talks non stop about his camera gear, eats way too many berries and doesn't talk about it in a charming fuckin accent.....yea I said it - I think dude's accent is mad charming and shit.....the shelters he builds suck, and to top it off the whole time I'm watching I'm thinking to myself 'this asshole looks a lot like DJ Shadow' and that shit bothers me.

And the guy's name is Bear Grylls. Come on. Really?!?!?

Good Shtuff!

Here's a little diddy I just discovered. Not much info about the group - it's a privately pressed record out of California from the late seventies. Awesome tune though....especially fucking with those keys....

(copy/paste link below)

http://www.divshare.com/download/1373570-f00