Holy Crap

Quite a few topics missing - but awesome. Particularly fond of the sponsors.

Ingaysion

Please....make it stop.
Other post title idea was "croc of shit" - but that was a little too high brow.

I want to sock this asshole in the face.

Don't know who she is. Don't know nathan about her. But I know that this kind of fuckface sits around quoting Zoolander while listening to Ryan Cabrera or some other complete fuckmuzzle and talking about that gay guy from Fallout Boy. There are so many of this chick walking around. Fuck her and everyone who knows her.

This Charming Man!

I wonder if a bunch of douches got together and decided to start getting all James Taylor'd out - that he might be the new Morrissey? Mad angsty kids getting the lyrics of "Chili Dog" or "Steamroller" tattooed on their backs and the like. "Oh my god I looooove James Taylor. I feel like he's singing directly to me." Would there be nights of all James Taylor tunes played by those Misshapes douches? Whatever. James Taylor's rad in my opinion. Dude sounds like he's vomiting golden chocolate everytime he opens his mouth. Go download "Line 'Em Up" and just try not to think about fields of shimmering wheat and sunsets and shit like that.

Big L Rest In Peace!

yea....dude's got a big hand.

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this is the sort of thing that comes along in life....and.... well it's just a milestone. I can't really say anything else. the dancing and outfits are one thing, hardy har....but the lyrics and voice.....if there was ever a chick who could write lyrics like this.....jesus. this is not doctored in any way and it's not a joke. this is a real clip from an actual show from the 80s. this is what my entire life should have been based on.
and yes - it's dude from Belvedere.

Hype Williams is a beast!!!

jesus that's a bad song.

Now if the audio sounds a little sloppy at points - that's because dude who made it actually programmed this whole animatronic show around the track...you can hear the drums you see during that verse. this nutball from out of god knows where does these for a bunch of different songs. this one is the only funny one though. and in my head T-Pain really looks like that.